A goatee. This pattern of facial hair, out of style since the US Civil War, has made a strong comeback in the early 21st century, replacing the venerable mullet haircut as a favored form of self expression (second only to tattoos) amoung those who wear "wife-beater" T-shirts and watch cars with numbers on them go around in circles. Thus, it has been dubbed "The Mullet of the 21st Century."
by Eric M. July 12, 2007
Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.
The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.
The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.
by Aaron Sagers May 10, 2006
I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilian mullet.
Her brazilian mullet was full of dingleberries.
Her brazilian mullet was full of dingleberries.
by taintripper2000 January 02, 2012
by tiffanyxcore September 18, 2006
A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!
I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.
by tupacalypze November 08, 2007
When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."
by Karl March 16, 2004
A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 02, 2009