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mosezettish

when someone says something in a bogus ass way, or get's strait buck- grimey
i love you, will you go somewhere with me
YOU SAY NO
Well then FUCK You then!
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia October 31, 2008
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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009
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Moses Bag

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A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!
by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010
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Moses' murungi

The top don, dealer.
A true legend, this person is constantly hammered and completely stoned and can be usually be found on staircases at 3 a.m.
If you catch him at the right time and place he'll be more than happy to score you a free draw but otherwise, extremely hard to get hold of afterwards..
got any of Moses' murungi bro?
by knowitalllinlc February 13, 2012
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Moses Oreste

1.Best Basketball Player.
2.5 Champion rings
3.Has 2 kids Anna and Mark
by Daniel Abaka June 4, 2012
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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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