Montebello

A gross, ghetto-filled city of nothing exciting. Home of the Montebello Town Center a.k.a. Mall stuck in a time warp of the 70s. Will remind you of a city in Mexico. Just gross. Girls from Montebello all aspire to be teachers, but could learn a lot in the way of life themselves. Girls from Montebello get dumped by their boyfriends like a bad habit, then when they come sniffing around again for an easy piece, they take them back faster than you can blink! To keep these loser men, they will allow them to shack up with them in an attempt to be a sugar mama & gain affection. "Men" need them but do not want them. Girls from Montebello are fugly & try to have class & style, but are as ugly as the mole on your Aunt Fuli's upper lip!

That girl is so ugly! She must be from Montebello.

by your ex<i'm the one>your next November 29, 2011

Mortega

The name of a towering beast akin to Godzilla. Although he exists in an alternate reality, if he were to visit the realm of Godzilla, he would surely punk him. He is described by those who have seen him as being 600 feet tall and sharp as a knife. In appearance, he is similar to that of an armadillo with praying mantis hands. His somewhat transparent digestive tract shows the slowly decaying victims that are dissolving in his toxic stomach acid.

1. Oh crap... here comes Mortega. It's time to fight for your life.

2. In a straight up one-on-one fisticuffs, Mortega would take Godzilla out Cro-Cop took out Bob Sapp.

by Brian Snakes Alive July 25, 2006

El Monte

El Monte is a Mexican ghetto city with a very few amount of asians but El Monte is a very ghetto Mexican place.

"Foo that boy from el Monte he's from Flores!"

by Em.princess June 2, 2018

marteen

the enlarged state of an elephant's prostate and testicles. rarely occurs in human cases.

wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!

by shannon sobandos February 15, 2008

marteze

the most amazing man on this earth. such a lover and is so kind- hearted. he is easy to trust because he is so wonderful. he is very intelligent and knows just how to treat his woman. he is very thoughful and cares so much for other people. he truly is, mr. wonderful. i love you baby.

the word marteze can only be used to describe marteze earl, the most wonderful man on earth. best lover, and i get to be loved by him forever.

by ms. leanna marie unverferth February 3, 2010

montefart

1. The act of parroting one's subordinate in an attempt to appear intelligent; acting like you know what the hell is going on by mimicing one smarter than you (which generally is just about everyone)
2. also see "aura"

Like an insect mimicing a twig, the CEO montefarted his employee in a nugatory attempt to impress the customer.

by Bollux R. Daft July 3, 2003

martese

A wonderful young woman with a heart of gold. Kind, honest and very down to earth. Always speaks her mind and stands by her principles. Phenomenal lover. Her beauty outshines the sun. All the men want her and all the ladies want to be her! Never has her own lighter.

Wow! That darn Martese is incredible. I wish she liked me!

If I could be anyone, I'd be Martese!

What a great girl that Martese is, I wish she was my girlfriend!

by Apple cider 4 December 20, 2016