pop n mop

when you penetrate a virgin and you have to mop up the mess

Man that chick was the biggest pop n mop ever

Im taking your sister up to my room for a pop and mop

by Ged Man October 20, 2008

michigan mop job

1. A blowjob from someone with a mustache who subsequently swallows the ejaculate.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.

I'm the only one who's willing to give you a Michigan mop job.

by yrmenlaf January 2, 2009

wank mop

Basically, whatever is suitable and close to hand to clean up the mess after a spontaneous, off the cuff, wank. Items such as socks, towels and if necessary, cushion covers will fit the bill for this purpose.

I got myself into a right mess last night,I'd ran out of toilet roll so I had to use my sock as a wank mop.

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

jizz mop

A human who has been ejaculated upon and is serving the function of a mop or a rag. Once the semen has been removed that person is no longer a jizz mop.

After John blew a load in Sally's face she became the hottest jizz mop around.

by jewmanchue and c-bizzle October 16, 2003

Old Fashioned mop

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.

her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.

by swabbie August 10, 2010

splooge mop boy

person who mops floors in 25 cent peep shows.

my teacher should have been a splooge mopper.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Memphis Mop Head

While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.

Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."

Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."

by Arthur Drood February 6, 2013