One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004
Get the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident mug.The preferred technique for wiping one's ass. One must be nude or pantless for proper execution. After completion of the deuce, you arise, inspect your work, form a satisfied grin on your face, place a bare foot on the still warm seat (striking the Captain Morgan pose) for easy cleaning access, and commence wiping.
My gf caught me in the middle of a Captain Morgan wipe yesterday. I really need to start closing the bathroom door.
by Dan I am February 5, 2010
Get the Captain Morgan Wipe mug.Related Words
moogan
• mooganns
• Morgan
• Morgan Freeman
• Morgana
• Morgane
• morganism
• Morgan Wallen
• mogan
• Morgantown
When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.
Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."
by Super713 February 13, 2013
Get the The Morgan Freeman Effect mug.🤣🤣🤣🤣
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 16, 2020
Get the Love u Morgan Wallen mug.A morgan is someone whos very kind, Shes pretty and beautiful morgan is honest and caring she always there for her friends shes always help people when she make a promise she keeps it morgan has a beautiful smile shes the most beautiful and amazing girl i ever met shes talented and shes hot shes funny and she has the most amazing dark brown eyes Morgan is the best girl i've ever met I would never hurt her or made fun of her she always cheer me up when im upset shes brave shes going to look even more beautiful with her new smile
by Mentalrocks August 22, 2011
Get the morgan mug.by VampiricCow October 16, 2008
Get the Morgan Freidman mug.by okay sir January 23, 2021
Get the morgan mug.