midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.

You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!

by jupiter the dwarf August 28, 2021

Midget Spinner

The act of laying on one's back with an erection, then having a midget take said erection in anally to then also lay on their back and be spun by the man laying down

A: Yo, how did the date with that chick go?
B: Pretty well, by the end of it we did a good ol' midget spinner
A: Damn bro

by A disembodied leg of big size December 19, 2021

Midget Ribbit

When a vertically challenged person inserts a Frog or Toad up the rectum and then proceeds to push it out while hovering over their partner.

I regret going to the strip club and ordering the "Midget Ribbit" special.

by Trashy Morgan November 07, 2020

Midget Mack

A short thick girl with dreads

Ahhh man look at midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 13, 2020

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

Midget Flipflop

A nickname given to a tiny lad who has the last name Thilthorpe. Pretty rare huh?
Yeah this nickname is given to one fella

Oscar Thilthorpe aka Midget Flipflop who likes to be an asshole to many people. What a guy.

by OzzyT April 27, 2021

cash midget

One of those stand-alone ATM's found in bars and convenience stores.

Hey, man, I'm out of funds. Will you watch my bar stool while I go pound on the cash midget in the corner and get some more scratch!

by Hippiemeister August 08, 2012