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Melon Time 

The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.
Melon Time by garbagecharacter December 16, 2011
When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.
Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.
Melon by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018

Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.
Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
Melon baby by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019
Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)
Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot
Melone by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020

Hefty Melon 

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face
Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

musk melon 

knight's sweaty fox tits
slap them musk melons on the dog
musk melon by hidad June 19, 2016