melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 September 9, 2015

MelonClimber

Hypebeast with a 15 inch inside your gf, way sexier than GanCheeHeng.

MelonClimber 360 no scoped LTGen Reinhard in. the. balls.

by Savage wolfie August 10, 2017

Meloncorn

A meloncorn is a watermelon with the features of a unicorn, including the horn, a mane, a tail, hooves, eyes, and nose. It is not a real life animal, and it can fly, even though it has no wings.

The meloncorn flew over the stars.

by melon67 September 6, 2017

Melontisous

When you or someone you know is addicted to talking about the pills or medication they take. If they take depression medication and always brag about it or say they are depressed and take pills then they are being melontisous.

If they take depression medication and always brag about it or say they are depressed and take pills then they are being melontisous.

by Arecacae palm tree September 25, 2017

melonjolly

When a melancholy cantaloup finds out her father blesses the marriage.

Poor Dave the cantaloup was melancholy about his inability to marry his honey, Dew. But then her father blessed the marriage and now he's Melonjolly.

by Rookie V. November 9, 2017

Melon

toby mclinden

toby you’re a melon

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd September 14, 2018

melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018