Maximus

A lightskin who is cooler then his eyebrows and all the girls want him and his bestfriend Beacuse he a real nigga

Bro you seen Maximus I Heard him and his homeboy was with some hoes last night

by Kingawesomeman November 6, 2019

hertakiss maximus

hertakiss maximus. is a bum or homeless person who so banged up, they are the worst looking person you've ever seen.

o shit there's hertakiss maximus digging threw the garbage.

by yam bag December 11, 2006

marius von hagen

also known as izumi kei or lu jinghe
he is the most handsome guy in the otome game, tears of themis
hes a very talented painter at the age of 21 (its set in 2030 so uhm) and hes rich. like hella rich
he also apparently owns ALMOST everything in stellis so thats lovely
he calls u onee-san and hes head over heels in love w rosa (mc)

marius: *makes a teasing joke / gesture*
rosa: marius von hagen !!!!!!!!

by Rosé-Marie Dupain December 23, 2021

Maximus

A cool east Indian guy living his life without fear. Stuck in love for a girl he knows he will never get but neither is he giving up. Man has got an issue. Commonly called Horse by his friends. Also, dude plays a lot of video games.

Damn, he is not leaving that women. He is such a maximus.

by _ManiacGamer_ February 19, 2019

Marius

A fat asshole who can't tell defend for shit against Connor or Finn. He is also a dickhead who enjoys anime and sucking his mom's fat cock.

Person: "Who is that guy stripping in the hallway?"
Person 2: "That's Marius."

by Marius' Mother October 15, 2019

Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

by mcdizz November 27, 2009

primus maximus

cumming on my hand

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus

by big butt bob April 10, 2015