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Dirty Margarita

Probably the most disgusting thing ever attempted on the face of the earth. Worse than the golden monkey, two girls one cup, and the russian canycane.

Steps to make it-
Step one: you and your partner take a dump in a blender.
Step two: the male must maturbate into the blender.
Step three: the female must be on her period and add blood into the blender.
Step four: mix it up and serve to whoever you want
Jatavrion- Yo dawg me and Shaquiesha made a Dirty Margarita last night. I still got some left over, so do you want some?

Bob- Your really sick.
by DJ Pauly P June 6, 2011
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margarine

the thing that is healthier than butter and no it is not plastic
I hoped for my dad to get more margarine but he said it was plastic
by pookiesgramma May 11, 2018
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Margarita

This is the worlds most passed around female she has no respect for relationships has a obsession over men that are no longer in her life
Do you know margarita? Oh yea I fucked her once
by Zoila0987 March 1, 2019
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irish margarita

The act of vigorously salting the rim of ones butt hole and allowing a partner, male or female, to lick the salt off of the rim of the ole rectum hole.
Doug is known for making the most refreshing irish margarita around. It's a real kick in the butt.
by lukey_dukey October 25, 2011
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margaritabasketball

A nifty pastime played by extremely talented individuals that like to enjoy a game of leisure following an alcoholic beverage, preferably margaritas.
John, Phil, and Ray like to play Margarita Basketball from time to time.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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Mardware

Mardware - a combination of malware and hardware - where the hardware that you just bought doesn't work
HP all in one 7560 where the scan to fax button does not work per HP support is a big honking piece of mardware.
by starknight January 15, 2009
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Margarita Chicken

The best grilled chicken that Chili's can offer/make. It'll make you go "num num num!"
-Waitress sits plate down- -You take bite- Stomach; NUM NUM NUM! Margarita Chicken, num num!
by Katie Dub December 16, 2008
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