maplin

1. An electronics shop.
2. Mong(s) against paedo licking in nigeria (the answer given when someone questions the mystery of the name of the shop)
3. A refuge for old people who want to feel that they havent completely been deleted from society...
4. A place that most people are unaware of because it doesnt advertise on tv...
5. a place where people think they can just expect the employees to know everything.. and then work miracles
6. a place where the customers are all strange

1.
a.
jill: my god i need an adaptor
jack: maplin sell adapters lets go there.
(nodody knows what kind of adapter they want)

2.
Customer: so is maplin the name of the gent who founded this company?
Maploid: well it stands for erm... mongs against paedo licking in nigeria....
customer: oh....

3. uuuugh i refuse to admit my life is over! i still have an agenda! to maplin for flashing LED's!

4.
Elf: so where do you work?
Person: maplin
Elf: what the hell is that?
person: ....next to staples?
Elf: oh yeah that place

5.
Customer: yeah i need a usb to firewire adapter
Maploid: no such thing mate
Customer: your wrong!! i demand to buy one! now! i hate you all!! aaaaaagh!

6. *ring ring*
hello maplin preston
hi, is this maplins?
....yes....
are you open today?
....yes....
and do you sell adapters?
...yes....
is this the capital center?
...no....

by Dom Male March 23, 2008

Making Macaroni

When a woman masturbates.

Think of the sound made when mixing macaroni around.

by Macaroni May 15, 2005

mackin

to hit on or flirt. Boys mack. Girls flirt.

Yeah, I was mackin mad hard on this girl last night...

by Eric Farthings June 21, 2010

Making the Band 2

A show on MTV that made me ashamed to be black.

After watching an episode of Making the Band 2, I had an overwhelming need to tell white people that black people do not ACT LIKE THAT.

by The Dez May 13, 2006

Making History

Any form of sexual intercouse made in the past that could potentially lead to children.

Guy: I never get any sleep anymore.

Girl: Well if you wouldn't stay up all night making history then you'd get more sleep.

Guy: I wasn't making history.

Girl: Good, cuz it only takes 1 night of history to lead to a little future.

by Otherdustin August 12, 2008

Making The Closing

1. The act of closing a store.
2. Written on a resume belonging to a foreigner (usually of French background) when referring to what he/she has done in previous jobs.
3. When shooting the shit, something said just to continue a conversation (Usually with a sexual undertone or meaning).

1. Who's making the closing tonight?
2. I look forward to making the closing at your store.
3. Why don't the two of you come over and make the closing with us?

by Ryan Butao January 19, 2008

Making Pudding

To have sex with your significant other before a shower.

Bob: "Lets go Make Pudding girl."
Girl: "I'll get the shower ready."

Friend:" Were you Making Pudding?"

by Steffanie Pirate January 28, 2009