maker's mark

A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.

Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!

by vyzion87 May 23, 2019

Mackenzie

A fool who don't go to school.

Teacher: Mackenzie was at the football game tonight, but has not been in school for 2 months.
Student: She is only "sick" during the school day.
Teacher: Is she planning on graduating.
Student: No she got an 80 year old sugar daddy to pay for her shit.

by Katiissycotic November 11, 2019

Mackenna

the nicest and prettiest girl you will ever meet. she is the most caring, heartfelt, warming person. she is also the smartest girl you will ever encounter. if you ever meet a mackenna you should keep her in your life forever because she will leave a good mark on your life.

Mackenna is the most caring person in the world I'm really glad she is a part of my life

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

cheddar maker

a cheddar maker is something that makes you a lot of money

man that job was a real cheddar maker

by burton82 April 9, 2011

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

fudge maker

Your butthole. Your poop chute. your bunghole.

Kim Kardashians Fudge maker Puts Katy Perry to Shame.

by Iamafatabastardwithlonghair December 23, 2016

Stu Mackenzie

Stu Mackenzie is a multi-instrumentalist/dad/overall cool dude from Melbourne, Australia. He grew up in Anglesea, and his band, called King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard, named their first EP after that town. He plays many instruments including Flute, Zurna, Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards, and a vocoder synth. He has a bit of an obsession with AI and is the brain behind the concept albums "Murder of the Universe" and "Polygondwanaland". He has a daughter, Araminta Mackenzie, though everyone knows to call her Minty. He also deepthroats microphones and yells "WOO!", "EYYUP", and "Okay!" alot during his songs. Its his trademark. It isn't a Stu-sung Gizz sogng without that.

"Did you know that Stu Mackenzie played the distorted af intro to If Not Now, Then When on an acoustic guitar and then just distorted the fuck out of it?"
"No I did not that is so cool!"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021