macintosh

A computer superior in every imaginable way, although PC users are too stuburn to admit it.

PC user: DURP! UR MAC SUCKS! DURP!

Mac User: Why?

PC: ...DURP! IT DON'T WORK WITH LIEK TEH GAMES!

Mac User: Actually, Macs run Windows as well, and they use intel chips. So, my Macintosh can literally do everything your PC can and better. Plus it's pretty.

PC User: NOPE! U R WRONG! DURP! DENIAL IS FUN! DURP!

by I'm not in denial. February 1, 2007

Macauley Culkin

1. a child actor famous for his roles in films like Home Alone and Richie Rich.
2. to express shock by smacking your hands against your cheeks and screaming, resembling a famous scene in the movie Home Alone.

1. Did you see that movie The Good Son? Macauley Culkin was so good in that.
2. When I found out that I won the lottery, I totally did a Macauley Culkin.

by xfanatic50 May 7, 2005

maciah

the act of giving intercourse to a girl much like cowgirl style but the female is lying down and the guy is standing up.

Tim got home and decided to do his wife maciah style.

by notmaciah December 13, 2009

Machu Picchu

When an attractive lady is in the general vicinity and it must to be announced, while maintaining anonymity.

A hot blonde young tender wearing spanx just walked by and she looks so fine. Hey Erik, don't look now, Machu Picchu...

by renndog May 18, 2013

macintosh

a type of computer made by apple. macintosh generally refers to the old apples from the 80s, which were good, and the apples from the 90s, which were horrible. however, ever since Steve Jobs returned, macs became a lot better. they are probable superior to PCs in every way, except for maybe gaming, but u can always use boot camp for that. also, you can right click. most graphic artists, musicians, and cool people use them. like all computers they do crash, but less often than windows.

microhoo whos never used a new macintosh: ooooo... macs suck you cant play games of right click... they suck sooooo bad

someone who has used a modern mac: shut up (shoes thm my post)

by john tuttle May 25, 2008

Macin'

1. When using any Apple product

2. When eating a Big Mac from McDonald's

1. Dude, Mike got a Mac Pro.

Yeah he's seriously gonna be Macin'

2. Wow, she ordered three Big Mac's.

Yep she's Macin'

by The Asian Hindu March 2, 2011

macintosh

A type of computer revered for it's all in one design but also cursed by this to people who want to upgrade components instead of just getting a new computer which would be faster in the long run. Many claim that the macintosh is lacking in hardware aspects, though one would hardly know the difference. Mac OS X is the ruler of all the operating systems, but is often complained about due to its lack of a mind boggling amount of applications. One should not that the macintosh has more completed feeling apps than the less completed feeling but still numerous Windows apps. Macs happen to have a game deficiency and thus are hated by many people who don't understand the concept of boot camp and Windows on a Mac. Once one switches to the Mac from the PC, almost none of them will ever switch back because they now see the truth.

Bill: Wow, that's a sleek computer Steve!
Steve: Yes Bill, it is.
Bill: Oh, it's a Macintosh, I hear they suck...
Steve: No they don't, wanna touch it?
Bill: SURE! This is pretty sweet Steve!

by Toasty Head September 6, 2007