Lard Ass

A bad clan leader who sucks mocha flavored dicks.

Dumbed down: Kingdhalolord

Bad Clan Leader = Lard ass

by The Hat of Confused Mocha .Jr January 28, 2011

lard beer

beer containing un-identifiable floaties, often whiteish and foamy looking but slightly resembling lard. Often found in warm beer that has been sitting out over night- still drinkable but slightly disgusting.

Becki: Shit, I lost my beer, which one is mine?!
Alli: Here Becks, I think this is yours....
Becki: Ew!!! It's lard beer now, I'm getting a new one.

or.... "Finish your beer or throw it away, we don't want any lard beer around here"

by SparklwingDiamond2 December 10, 2010

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011

Loarding

To utilize your magical skills

Barry was loarding on Rachel.

by XoXo007 September 1, 2013

Lardface

One whos face is covered in lard and/or any form of excrement. Usually found amongst weak minded or arrogant people.

Roy is a total Lardface

by Johnydeth June 23, 2008

Hard and Lard

Hard Hot guys the like to fuck Fat Chicks. This is an old saying from the 90ies.

Hard hot guys that like Fat chicks. Hard and Lard

by Millannium April 17, 2009

lardbutt

Insult usually aimed at the species of Louis

Louis a such a "lardbutt"

by Graham September 15, 2004