gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.

My lip lotion cured her chapped lips.

by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015

street lotion

A thin film that covers paved surfaces in urban areas and makes them slightly darker and somewhat slippery. Found with greater frequency near dumpsters and in front of restaurants that serve greasy food.

Due to not having alleys and piling their garbage on sidewalks NYC has a greater prevalence of street lotion as compared to other US cities.

by Farsidekid00 May 6, 2016

Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.

Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.

by ITG11 July 7, 2016

lanondorf looting

The act of breaking into a gay man's house and stealing his underwear

Brady was arrested for lanondorf looting

by AShrekle February 7, 2018

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

by hobo ben June 14, 2018

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019