liespace

Myspace: A place where 40-year olds can pretend to be 16 ,
and 16-year olds can pretend to be 18+.
Where the ugly can pretend to be beautiful,
and the beautiful can have the number of friends they have summed up by a number!

"Dude check out that hottie's pic!"

"Nah man this is liespace, it's probably a 40 year old man with a hard on"

by Iceman07 September 11, 2007

Lanesborough

(n)
A small town in western Massachusetts know for boring the shit out of its occupants.

Jack: "Where were you yesterday?"

Lilly: "Lanesborough"

Jack: "Ouch"

by no 1 in particular in the 413 February 22, 2011

Jin Likes Turtles

A term derived from a day on skype where JinSeng, a member of a forum called Youtube Chorus kept repeating, "I like turtles" whenever there was an awkward silence. The term Jin likes turtles was coined when there was an awkward silence, and Jin is not there. It is a term anyone can use to fill in an awkward silence, and possibly change the subject when you run out of things to talk about.

I like turtles, the phrase Jin would repeat, came from a very popular youtube video where a little boy with zombie facepaint, was asked, "What do you think about this carnival?", and he replied with, "I like turtles." It has become a viral video across the web.

Ex 1.

Person 1: "So, once I met this person who kept talking to me, and I liked them, but they were gay!"

*awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes turtles.

by Jay_Shay November 24, 2010

Avalon lifestyle

A lifestyle of excess in liquid income obtained by a much older, rich friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or elder family member or members where one goes around just living the life where every day is a vacation and every night is a party.

"I haven't seen YOU in a while. What are you doing these days?"
"I'm just livin' the Avalon lifestyle. There is no other life."

by Jmaru June 7, 2005

Tory lies

In fact, incorrect speech. One example of a 'tautology', such as an 'arid desert', 'reverting back' or 'stupid politician'. The opposite of a tautology is an 'oxymoron' - for examples of this please see 'New Labour's kept promises', and 'sports personality of the year'.

by Simon Heffer October 28, 2003

Liese

An amazing girl. She is hot and sweet. She makes really easy friends and loves to be with them. She gets really easy boyfriends but she only chooses the right ones, who are nice and who you can trust.

Boy: there is a girl who is really nice and amazing
Girl: oh then she is Liese

Being defined

by Roosje.noor March 24, 2019

Changing lanes without signaling

It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.

I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.

by intelinside August 5, 2010