Salty Language

while talking the use of several foul or inappropriate words.

guy1: if that douche wants to be difficult he can go fuck himself in the ass

Guy2 : woa guy relax with that salty language there's lady's present

by doctor lollypop March 5, 2011

chav language

Complete fucking nonsense, as the name suggests, this is a language spoken by nearly all chavs, regardless of gender or race. Depending on the area, chavs generally talk an assortment of dialects made up from cockney rhyming slang and its derivatives, latino phrases (people who use them usually think they are actually latino) and made up words. This is essentially a less sophisticated version of nadsat, that can be heard in a clockwork orange.

1-
Chav: Oi blud! you got a spare grout init?

Translation: Excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?

2-
Chav: Narr bruv, don't make me blaps you up init

Normal person: Speak English, not rediculous chav language, fucker.

by barbah March 5, 2009

langladesh

langly green a place in crawley town where 1000s and 1000s of pakis live so we called it langladesh.

guy:yo my mate got done over in langladesh last week by a load of pakis
guys friend:damn that shits ill

by bobalob February 1, 2005

Artie Lange

Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.

Artie Lange described former female wrestler Chyna Doll's genitalia as a clitcock or a clock.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006

bromance language

When two guys are completely inseparable and are so deeply in love with one another, in a non-homosexual way, that they develop a system of communicating with one another that only they understand.

phil: you be jonsing on them skoos?
broseph: tryna, c'est la vie.
phil: dip set, crazy!
tiny tim: i have no idea what you guys are saying, stop speaking your bromance language.

by kimjongiltheitalianstallion December 28, 2009

language

badboyhalo

badboyhalo saying language

by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020

programming language

A language created to write codes, that can make computers do things you don't want to.

Despite the belief, that some programming language is always the best choice, it's not. I can't make C++ write a website, or make JavaScript to build a open world 3D game, so stop the debate. If your goal is to work for a small company then JAVA or C# is your best bet. If you want to design games and media then learn C++. If you want to work for a big Fortune 100 company or for the government then learn COBOL. If you are interested in computer science and want to write utilities, operating systems, or compilers then choose C or assembly language.

by I am the one who knocks November 2, 2013