Noun: What you call someone who is being clumsy, foolish, or absentminded. This person likely gets their fingers covered in the ketchup they dip their fries in.
John: Shouting at his Fortnite friend that got knocked by fall damage. "What're you doing Ketchup-Fingers?"
Pre Ketchup cum is the almost see through substance that comes out the average ketchup bottle whenever it's poured onto your favourite meal or your just really thirsty
Pre Ketchup Cum is something that 9/10 average human beings experience over their lifetime
Man 1: "What just came out of the sauce bottle!!"
Man2: "Chill it's a bit of pre ketchupcum, it happens to all of us"