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kindered

Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything
Katerino and Kindered are happy together.
by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023
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Kender

Kender is a great friend. he will always be by your side. He makes everyone laugh and is great in any situation. He’s also super duper hot and a great partner.
Girl 1: “who’s the new kid?”

Girl 2: “oh that’s Kender! he’s hot.”
by honeyliberty May 27, 2023
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Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass
Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder
by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023
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Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise
by 57intherunning August 13, 2023
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Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
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kundeoodle

Someone who is oblivious to everything, bad at everything, and is not from Toronto.
Aye that kid isn’t from Toronto, he’s a kundeoodle.
by Sauga Yute January 28, 2024
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kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
by brian 2 February 1, 2024
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