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Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.
Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!
by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007
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Junk Yummy

a racially diverse curvaceous female behind.
"check out that girl's junk yummy." or "Jennifer Lopez is famous for her junk yummy."
by simplylena September 8, 2009
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Junk Jealous

A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.
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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010
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Junk-Junk

It’s a bad thing
But what does it mean?
Tim: Stop being such a junk-junk!
by Tim’s Som October 8, 2021
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mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.
I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.
by jrw April 28, 2005
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Tossing your junk

Basicaly to masurbate

some other slang termss may include "Buffing the bannana" "bopping the bolony" "Chocking the chicken" "Cuffing the carrot" "Jerking off" "spanking the monkey" and "whipping the willy"
Guy1- "So were you tossing your junk all night last night after seeing that girl"
Guy2 "Hell yeah you bet I did mate she was so damn hot why did you?"
Guy1 "Ew no way dude that would be so gross that bitch was just bare ugly"
by Anonymous454234 April 14, 2010
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Flip your junk

1. A phrase used to describe someone's sensational or excited emotions.

2. A phrase used to describe someone's initial terror in a moment of distress.

Can be used with gender distinctions (i.e. flipped her junk, flip his junk)

Can be extreme urbanized: flip yo junk.
You will flip your junk when you go into that haunted house.

When the teacher found out there was a mouse on her back, she flipped her junk.

That roller coaster made me flip my junk!

Yo man, that movie will flip yo junk!
by NCSheadmaster September 1, 2011
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