Jordan 

A wild majestic human-horse inbred. His penis is the biggest on record, 1.2 yards long. If you are ever fortunate enough to have Jordan by your side, you can get from Norfolk to London in 7.37 seconds as long as his 5th leg doesn't get caught on something.

Jordan is the best partner I've ever had.

Jordan by JordanBuddy123 January 25, 2018

Jordynn 

An amazing beautiful girl who is so smart, nice, funny, she can be mean at times but she’s still one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet.

Me: Did you see Jordynn today
Rob: Yea dude she’s so amazing

Jordynn by Something random like hdhdj November 4, 2019

jordan bortis 

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

jordan bortis by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

the Jordan 

The name for the facial hair style adopted by retired American professional basketball player Michael Jordan that is reminiscent of the mustache worn by legendary silent film actor Charlie Chaplin.

I decided to be daring and go with the Jordan after No Shave November ended.

the Jordan by RascalTadpole July 23, 2012

jordanian 

1. the best male sex partner in ones sexual history.

Sex with my boyfriend is the best i have ever had, he is a total Jordanian.

jordanian by Micheal Meyers. September 5, 2009

michael jordan 

air superiority rolled up in one.

none needed. he's the shit.

michael jordan by F22 August 30, 2004

Jordaning 

The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.

After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.

That is not what a real kracken looks like.

I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.

Jordaning by poopy mayne August 31, 2010