jessica lynn 

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!

John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica

jessica lynn by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014

Jessenia

n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:

Wow shes such a Jessenia!

Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008

Jessica Rabbit 

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.

"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"

Jessica Rabbit by That.. umm... person... over there... May 13, 2005

jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.

at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."

jessi slaughter parenting by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010

Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura

A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.

Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!

Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010

Jesse Delgado 

Jesse Delgado is a bigger baller than Jeremy and Marisabel combined

I'm so good at b ball I'm going to be a Jesse Delgado when I grow up

Jesse Delgado by Xtremecheese August 2, 2016

Codename Jesse 

A TikToker who is famous for making dramatic skits

Codename Jesse needs to be on netflix

Codename Jesse by gprillatalk March 30, 2020