Jerk the cat

The act of regurgitating.

I am totally going to jerk the cat.

Jerk the cat by drunkchuck January 2, 2010

Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

Jerk-off salt by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019

jerk off 

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

jerk off by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

jerk girl

A fat/ugly girl that you masturbate using her vagina with. Essentially, her vagina (and ultimately her) equates to your own hand.

I'm gonna go rub one out. Where's my Jerk Girl?

jerk girl by Jizz-o fo shizzle January 4, 2008

jerk-mate 

A jerk-mate is a jack-off buddy.

I've got a lot of Cadet jerk-mates here at the Academy!

jerk-mate by eda-skip January 8, 2022

Jerk Scab 

Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.

While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?

I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.

My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.

Jerk Scab by RSJP January 3, 2007

jerk arm 

The arm with the hand attached to it that you mostly/only use to jerk off

Holy crap, i broke my jerk arm, what am i going to do when i'm not getting some

jerk arm by Young JJ August 22, 2008