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jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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Jen

Jen / Jenifer - but not Jenni or Jenny - that’s not my name!

She came from a land down under.

She became our uptown girl, and she’s so demanding. She loves her D-A-T-A, she’s a flamin’ galah!

She’s got so many shoes you’d think she was a centipede, and even then there’s probably more shoes than what she’d need.

She hardly ever gets distracted, squirrel!

She’s Gigi’s Mum,

She’s really fun,
Likes her wine,

And likes a whine.

Jen loved being surrounded by her Bush but her husband was not too keen.
Now she shows it off in the Garden for all those to admire around her.

She makes a good study buddy but most of the time the talk goes off track.

But it is very therapeutic to have a chat with her. #squirrel

Hard to keep up with.

Underrated in what she can be.
An unexpected friend that will be missed.
Be more Jen, say goodbye with a glass of red.
by Fancyphanicpants July 13, 2022
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Jens

A smart, musical and optimistic man. Although he gets angry easily sometimes, he is the kind of person you want to talk to. Having this guy around will definitely lighten the mood up.
Oh my! That guy is such a Jens! I really wanna bang with him!
by SportySucka April 13, 2020
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Jens

Jens has a small Penis and has the biggest sete of balls on any Human ever. People with the name Maja likes Jens
You have a huge Jens
by Nicknicknick333 November 24, 2021
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jens

jens is a good skier he is hot
jens are cool
by jdshdhwidjoi23 January 20, 2021
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Jen

To go excessively hard on the first day of vacation and pass out before 3pm
Yo Cory you ready to Jen it up this weekend?
by Cabinsquad January 28, 2021
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Jens

A nice guy, taking car for everyone he knows and probably the most loyal friend you can have. He refuses using WhatsApp but tends using his smartphone when ever possible even when going for a poop.
He loves cats and building digital things. He is insanely talented, a practical person and handy with tools. However, he is usually lazy on all things he does not burn for - especially when paper work is related to it. If you have a Jens around, keep him. He will make you smile every time.
This is my Jens. The one over there with the cap.
by Princess Susie January 21, 2022
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