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Jessica Alba

A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.
Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
by the.marionette March 4, 2008
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jessicum

someone who parades around pretending to be better then others. a "mean girl", or someone whom is stuck up.
look at that jessicum walking like she owns it all.
by asdfskjjjffdl July 2, 2008
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Jessica Seeley

My Babygirl. the love of my life.Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world!
yo thats my girlfriend Jessica Seeley over there the really sexy one with the nose ring
by carl lama with two hats April 29, 2010
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jassiel

jassiel is a beautiful name. She is very sexy, beautiful, clever, much better than others, and always tries to do the best. All love it. Ay many people jealous of her.You may have bad thing but she will always be the best of all the girls. It is very good in sex is better than others. She kisses it better than others. It is the best friend you can have in your life. She is a diamond. It is warmer than the Sun. It smells better than all the flowers that exist in the world. She is the best wife or girlfriend that you may have. All men want it but not going to ever admit. Other girls are ugly. It has a beautiful hair.

A girl prettier than anyone she knows. Every guy flocks to her, but she acts like no one likes her, when really every guy who ever met her falls in love. Ariana is like a diamond, the sun, dresses, and sunflowers. She is pretty and sweet smelling everything.

This is a real girl.
jassiel
by javie November 20, 2013
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Jessica Teddybear

the most awesome best friend ever, also an amazing Teddy Bear :P
Ex. AWESOMENESS

Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?
by MAR-Matthew October 20, 2008
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jessica simpson

When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
by elladrew April 19, 2005
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Jessica Crosby

A Smart, Beautiful Girl From IL. One Who is amazingly funny, Cute, And a super nice person!
by Stickyyyyyy November 26, 2010
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