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jackasspirin

An over-da-counter med dat brings blessed relief from stress-headaches caused by all of da brainless people in yer life. Caution: use only as directed --- side-effects from overuse include YOUR becoming a clueless blithering idiot, also.
Da biggest prob wif jackasspirin is dat --- like many mind-and/or-body-altering pharmaceuticals --- it produces a largely-identical condition if a person takes too much of it as he'd experience if he wasn't taking enough; i.e., before he started poppin' pills, he was totally "out of it" due to da mind-numbing effects of da innumerable morons in his life, and now he's similarly stumblin' around in woozy med-hazed bewilderment.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.
Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now
by buffonion March 15, 2026
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Jackass Tax

The extra monetary cost a person pays when they decide to buy from a store or business closer to their home, rather than walking or driving a bit further to get the same product at a reduced price.
Ayo bro it costs $25 bucks here, but if I drive down the street it's $10 bucks. I'll just pay the jackass tax, I don't feel like saving $15 bucks right now
by buffonion March 15, 2026
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Jackass

A little stupid bum that doesn't know when to stop or shut the fuck up
by Him the third May 16, 2025
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jackass

Someone who doesn't know how to drive
(person cuts in front of you driving then slams on their breaks) "Jackass"
(What to call your partner when they slam on their breaks and your lipstick smears) "Jackass"
by sirpattywagon July 21, 2025
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Jackass Cup Series

A Racing Series that consists of fictional characters racing in beat up cars around tracks they legally aren't allowed to be at surpasses Toecar and Nascar
Guys this is so Jackass Cup Series
by Jackass cup series September 14, 2025
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Condorcet Jackass

the jackass of all jackasses. epitome of a jackass
I was getting ready to take this chick home when Tom came up and started talking his stupid shit. She was turned off by him and left. He is the condorcet jackass.

originally developed for voter theory to have the one and only winner in economic theory. In this case, it is the one and only jackass
by AARDVARKS June 27, 2007
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