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Long Island Medium Iced Tea 

Noun: An 'amped' version of the classic Robert Blott drink - made SO strong, that the drinker talks to dead people, anywhere. The buzz is often accompanied by an addiction to french manicures, black leggings, and AquaNet hair spray.

Verb: Approaching strangers at convenience stores and insinuating yourself into their private lives, while TLC cameras are rolling.

long island ice tea, long island medium, french manicures, AquaNet
Employee 1: Madison was so drunk, that she walked up to the manager of the local 7/Eleven and started channeling his first wife, who isn't dead, but soon will be, when he finds out who she got with, last night.
Employee 2: That must have been one TALL 'Long Island Medium Iced Tea'. Theresa Caputo should be lookin over her shoulder.
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coney island jellyfish 

a used condom you find on the beach
Look mom! I found a coney island jellyfish!

boob island 

When a woman is in a bathtub and her boob is submerged out of the water in a way that it looks like and island and hey the nip could be the volcano!
The tide washes into boob island when she goes underwater
boob island by Boob Island May 12, 2016

Study Island 

Study Island, The most annoying site on the internet.
Me: GOD I HATE FUCKING STUDY ISLAND!
Betty: Same... I hate it too.
Study Island by тord March 29, 2019

James Island High School 

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the James Island High School parking lot?"
Yee Yee boy 2: "Sure, I can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any mango pods left?"
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah, Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

Study Island 

A crappy website used by teachers to torment students with a flawed answer system that makes your teeth grind. When using this, side effects are: suicidal thoughts, anger issues, and low self esteem
30 years in the future...
Son: DAD I LOVE STUDY ISLAND!
Dad: *starts having Vietnam flashbacks*
Also Dad: Y’know what son I’m gonna get some milk

Yikers Island 

When a situation is surprising, unexpected, or otherwise out of control, often in a negative way and it needs more than just a singular "yikes" to describe it but rather a whole island of yikes'.

Yikers is a loose reference to notorious prison Rikers Island.
Person 1: We're down 3-0 in this game of Paladins
Person 2: Yikes...
Person 3: Yikers Island bro