Cock Interception

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.

"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"

by tboy1011 March 10, 2015

Beer interest

When you owe beers (or money), you add a beer per week after due.

- Man I owed you a beer last week already, with the beer interest that's 2 beers for tonight!
- Yeah!

by inormi April 21, 2018

Ah interesting

The professional, “I can’t tell it like it is” way of saying - “you’re a fucking moron and what you’re doing is some of the dumbest shit I have heard this decade”

“I used scotch brite pads for a sealing surface on a motor”
“Ah interesting”

by Jtofjpn March 9, 2019

sus interest

When someone is interested in you but you can’t tell if it’s legit or not

He definitely has some sus interest for me

by Happytomi March 12, 2019

Y-interceptists

Eventually merged religions with the x-interceptists then left, are now the opposing side of the x-interceptists /slope man
When x-interceptists and y-interceptists merged religions they formed slope man the holy mathinity of y-intercept, x-intercept and slope man

I am a part of the y-interceptists and I want to be sacrificed to the vertical line

by IronTrooper January 22, 2020

Passive Interest

Someone passive interest(ed) is someone who is desperate for something but doesn't show any signs of interest in that something, basically asking them to help achieve the person the something he wants but acting cool and not worried on it.

Desperate boi : oh man, tbh I dont care about being the leader of the clan. But hey if you want to vote me go ahead.

Random user in chat: my friend I know you want it. You have a Passive Interest on being the leader of the clan.

by Guille_641 April 1, 2020

self-interest

Wanting what is best for everyone, including oneself, not, as commonly believed, what is best only for oneself.

He knew it was in his self-interest to help as many people as possible thrive and prosper, in comfort and safety, that only then could he ultimately thrive and prosper.

by Monkey's Dad May 13, 2020