Dutch Rocket

anal dildo made out of wood

I made your mom a nice dutch rocket in shop class today

by SomeoneTX79 May 14, 2010

dutch love

Sexual passion or need that exceeds even the smell of a 21 hour car ride.

That stove was hotter than dutch love

by Englethrope B Squeebe December 28, 2007

Dutch Slut

A slang nickname for Heineken beer. So named because you can get it anywhere.

I'll have two Stellas, a Carlsberg and a Dutch Slut.

by RP Shakespeare November 09, 2007

being dutched

The sudden unexpected signaling of displeasure with the current dating partner by insisting that each person pay for their part of the dinner date when it wasn't part of the original dating agreement. Either party can be the instigator of this rejection effectively ending the date.

"My date got up for the restroom," woman says into her cellphone, "but I don't think he's that into me."
"Why?" asks the BFF on the other end of the phone call.
Woman taps her credit card on the table: "I'm being dutched."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle March 29, 2014

Dutch Boy

(Noun) A man who is really supremely nice and innocent. Usually someone's devoted, loving husband, who tells his wife how much he loves her every day (and means it). The type of guy who you would vote to be mayor, and know that he would actually be a good person in political office. There is nothing bad to say about this person, although people like to make a point to say how he's so freaking nice, as though it were a bad thing. You would assume his shit don't stank. Likely to marry a Canadian because they are also very nice people.

Emily: "Evan's going to be one of the judges at the lingerie show this Friday!"

Daphne: "Really? But he's such a Dutch boy."

Emily: "lol, I know, he'll definitely be the nicest judge. By the way, I'm seeing my family in Toronto soon."

canadian nice guy dutch sweet

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2015

Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet

Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?

by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010

dutch babies

also known as a german pancake.
a type of pancake that is shaped like a bowl and made from a light batter. can be eaten as a breakfast or dessert.

Let's make some dutch babies for dessert.

by mysterybakingwoman April 10, 2010