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Tree Hugger

Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.
Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.
by Zakamaru October 9, 2008
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Jesus hugger

A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.

(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop those beers early man?"

-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"

-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"

-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
by GodSexy April 7, 2011
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Hoegger

A concatenation of Hoe and Hugger. Someone that you don’t know well that casually hugs you without any respect or understanding that hugging is an act of familiarity and intimacy.
That hippie dude is a total Hoegger...he hugs everyone just to cope a feel.
by vermontmann April 23, 2011
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Hongers

A cheap Chinese stripper available to all ages and races.
by RitoPlox January 24, 2015
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hoogerhuis

Strong honest and the most faithfulness people.
Sugarshoes!!!! What's up in the world now hoogerhuis.
by Itameeeyouknowme July 1, 2017
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hugger fluffer

youll have to read i hate fairy land to understand correctly. its basically the fairy land way of saying mother fucker. if you didnt understand that in the first place, you must be dead inside. eeeeeeeeee
by mc wawa December 5, 2017
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Haggeredsnort

The sound you make when you get chocked up about something or get nervous in front of someone you like.
My crush: Oh hey
Me: oh uh *haggeredsnort*
by IWANTTODIEINAHOLE November 26, 2019
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