Hampster

A hipter that looks like they belong in a country club in the Hamptons

Ezra Koenig is a Hampster

by eswain93 February 27, 2010

Hamstering

The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.

by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008

hamster wheel logic

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.

I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.

by Please Mum January 27, 2011

dead hamster and trolls

Ever have a really rotten, grouchy day? A day where you tried to be positive and upbeat, but everything just really seems to irritate and annoy you? That is a dead hamster and trolls day!

Opposite of sunshine and rainbows

Opposite of lolipops and baby bunnies

Rain on your wedding day, meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beatiful wife, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, really wanting to hit the soccer moms that show up with thier bobs high heels and lipstick, DEAD HAMSTER AND TROLLS

by lstrong August 25, 2010

brazilian hamster

A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.

"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."

by sporky76 March 2, 2008

Sloppy Hamster

When a man with a small penis rubs his junk in a girl's face while simutaneously dancing to "The Hamster Dance".

"Nick was lookin' for a good time so he turned up the music and gave some girl a sloppy hamster!"

by Mastur&Cummander March 14, 2008

fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004