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Happy Spray

Birth defect in women where the Fallopian tube is not developed properly and during the teenage years, this causes it to rupture. This causes the blood to spray, alongside chunks of feces, out of your anus leaving a warm and moist sensation. Very uncommon during the practice of sexual intercourse, however witnesses leave the bedroom with every desire to commit suicide.
Charlie: Dude, Don't go out with Candy, shes like one of them sexually challenged bitches, we did anal once and she totally did a 'Happy Spray' all over me.
Brent: Sick bruv, I hope you washed yourself off after that.

"I'd rather get Happy Sprayed twice, than have to go out with Heather Mills"
by BallstothewallTWO February 28, 2010
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Happy accident

by El Sheep’O September 16, 2018
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Happy Hardcore

Ok, to clear this all up for the people that dont know what there talking about on here...

Happy Hardcore is a type of Hardcore Electronic/Techno music that started around 1991 and reached its peak in 1996 and died off aroudnd 2000. Many people get Happy Hardcore mixed up with "Modern" Hardcore. Happy Hardcore often consists off High vocals, more bouncy (Rather than Hard) Drum Beats and soft but fast Base Lines that run at about 160-180 BPM. Synth lines are usally pretty high. Some good albums which hold "Happy Hardcore" goodness are the Bonkers Albums 1-5, anthing later is starting to evolve to "Modern" Hardcore. Chav's think they Like Happy Hardcore, but, In reality, they will have never heard any Happy Hardcore songs because they think shit like DJ Rankin' and Cammy are Hardcore... It isnt....

Now, to clear up what "Modern" Hardcore is. This kind of Hardcore started to take "Happy Hardcores" place during the early 2000. Modern Hardcore has done away with the "Bouncy" drum beats of "Happy Hxc" and now incorporate harder beats and more agressive Base lines. Vocals now arn't as High and synth/lead lines have been lowered, except for a few good exceptions in some songs (Eg. Scott Brown - Wakey Wakey). Hardcore is also often coupled with an MC.

So, I hope this clears everything up of what, basiclly is the Real Genre of "Happy Hardcore". Another Genre of Hardcore msuic which has evolved and stuck close to Hardcore is Gabber.

Just for you still dumb enough not to understand.

Happy Hardcore = 1991 - 1999
Hardcore + Gabber (Modern) = 2000 - Present

So, remember kids, Most chav's dont really listen to Happy Hardcore or HxC. They listen to shit like Rankin' and cammy. real chav's hate Happy HxC. XD
Also, dont get HxC mixed up with Ibiza type dance music, yes DJ's like Tiesto and Paul Van Dyke are good, but its just not Hardcore.

Peace out.... H T I D!!!!!
Hey, Wanna come to HTID in the Sun '07? There playing all the newest Hardcore tunes. Its gonna be awesome!!! BTW, they will also be playing some porper awesome oldskool Happy Hardcore!!
by Zero Form May 21, 2007
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happy pierre

A Happy Pierre is the guy in the middle of a gay three way.
The happy pierre is the person who is receiving and performing anal sex.
by Ralphdeadly June 15, 2006
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happy-making

Anything that makes a person happy. It can be an event, a person, a thing, etc.
"I had so much fun with my friends last night. It was so happy-making."
by Happy<3 January 19, 2008
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Happy Hands Club

The club in which Napolean Dynomite is a member of. They express and act out songs using sign language.
I'm a member of the Happy Hands Club!
by Kara April 25, 2005
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happy slap

A stupid craze where the victim is attacked, and the incident recorded. Supposedly against the law, although lots of incidents are not brought to police attention. Is not always to random people, can be someone well known to the attacker, and the violence can be a form of revenge. Not always teenage boys-I was 13 when I was attacked by a girl a year younger.
I was filmed at school having food thrown at me and my friends and then me being slapped. The teacher whose attention it was brought to gave punishment for the violence, not for the happy slap. Through lying and crying, my attacker managed to spread the rumour that I was the attacker, and her the poor discrimated victim.
by techygirl September 13, 2008
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