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Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.
Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas
by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023
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Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.
Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!
by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023
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Hank

He's Batman.
Person 1; hanks batman, don't listen to Wyatt
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Hank

They have the largest penis and are God reincarnated
Wow Hank is so cool
by Not tax fraud April 27, 2022
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Hank

This guy seems super happy-go-lucky and wild in every way on the outside, to the point where it can be annoying. He probably has a large circle of friends, but none of them feel real. It's all superficial. He's just a popular class clown type to everyone around him. But he has a lot more going on under the surface and has no outlets to express that. So, get to know a Hank. You won't regret it. On the inside, he's charming, intelligent, and free. He's genuinely a nice guy, and he needs a friend.
I'm gonna go eat lunch with Hank. He's pretty fun to hang around.
by _Rubber_Duckie_ November 8, 2022
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022
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