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Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.
ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman
by Savage legend July 6, 2017
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Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women
Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank
by Cary Grants April 12, 2020
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Hank

(n.) an unathletic or otherwise incompetent person. Not named after anyone in particular, the word originated near Greensboro, NC, in the mid-2000s.
We wanted to use the sand court to play footvolley, but it was taken by a bunch of hanks using their hands.

Why did you think it was a good idea to bring this guy to our weekly game? He is a massive hank.
by GreenfieldQuarles August 7, 2018
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Hank

hank is literally so cool and the bestest person to exist
person 1: hey do you know where hanks at

person 2: no where is hank

hank: AYOO IM GAY
by clownzees December 12, 2021
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hanking

1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
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Hank

Hank: doesn't just die
by Flroalro April 3, 2021
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)
This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.
by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025
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