texas hamburger

Eating lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole.

"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"

"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"

"Uh, I don't think so."

"Then make mine a double!"

by Izoss December 12, 2008

over stuffed hamburger

When A girls pussy lips are really big, brown and meaty. The meatflaps hang extra low and some times drip sauce and the whole thing stinks like Mcdonalds.

She lifted up her skirt and I stared in terror at her over stuffed hamburger.
She straddled Tylers face and feed him a over stuffed hamburger.

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

Hamburgers and Hookah

Derived from the meat product of a cow, and The ancient Middle-Eastern Tradition of Smoking Shisha. This term applies to the new tradition of eating grilled hamburgers while smoking hookah. Usually on a Saturday afternoon.

Drew: "Hey Stephen, come on over, we'll have some Hamburgers and Hookah."
Stephen: "Yeah sure man, be right over."

by AndrewDonn May 12, 2006

Hamburger Twat

A raunchy, raw twat, usually belonging to a girl who "gets around". The look of one can be much like that of an old plate of raw hamburger

Tyler: Well, did you go down on her?
Jon: No dude. That girl totally had a hamburger twat. It was nasty.

by Andy_duke December 27, 2007

Hamburg, NY

A quiet little town 20 minutes south of Buffalo NY, a shitty city. There's not much to do in Hamburg, but its not all that bad. The town golf course is usually flooded by 18 mile creek, there are 3 country clubs within the town limits, however no real people are allowed at them. The McKinley mall is too small. Teens usually find themselves reeking havoc in the Wal Mart on Rt 20, the 3rd largest Wal Mart in the country. God only knows why they built it in Hamburg.

The best bowling alleys in all the land were demolished years ago after a snowstorm. World Gym has since replaced it as the local rally point for overweight slobs and juiceheads.

There are a few notable attributes to Hamburg, NY, including Hamburg beach, a mediocre half mile of sand and rock along the polluted waters of Lake Erie, and the Erie Country Fair, one of the largest county fairs in the entire nation. The Nike Base is home to some 30 Soccer, lacrosse, baseball and softball fields, as well as an ice hockey rink.

For entertainment, residents of Hamburg typically find themselves traveling elsewhere, ie. Orchard Park, West Seneca, and anywhere else north of the town.

Also, there are two villages in Hamburg, Blasdell and Hamburg. Blasdell somehow managed to give itself the nickname one square mile of heaven, which couldn't be farther from the truth. It is the second biggest poop stain on WNY, second only to Lackawanna. Blasdell, if fact, is what separates Hamburg from the trash that has taken over Lackawanna.

Teenage Male 1: "Hey man let's do something"

Teenage Male 2: "Dude, there's nothing to do in Hamburg, NY. Let's go to Bob-O-Links in OP."

Teenage Male 1: "Fuck you man, you're gonna make me drive, let's just go fuck with people at Wal Mart"

by tazotea February 26, 2011

Hambeast

A "human" that looks like they are smuggling dozens of hams under their clothes. They are generally poor, but thoroughly enjoy cheap Gin and Tonics at the local dive bar (but they don't tip). Their favorite food is Pork Rinds, and that stuff that looks like ham grease on their clothes is usually a weird mixture of gin, sweat, actual ham grease, saliva (not necessarily theirs), and occasionally urine. Although occasionally confused with the bull dyke, hambeasts aren't always lesbians.

-Holy shit! Why's that grizzly bear wearing a skirt? I didn't know bears wore clothes.

-Oh, that's no grizzly bear. It's just a hambeast. The confusion is understandable, however.

by JesusGaGa February 10, 2010

hamburgle

v.; The action pertaining to the theft (or larceny) of one or more hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or other burger derivatives. PAST TENSE: "hamburgled"

Some sneaky bitch just hamburgled my bacon double chee.

by Kurt Yaeger May 10, 2006