Gremlins

Gremlins are a rare species of goblins. They start as fuzzy little creatures called Mogwais but they become disgusting and foul if they get the munchies after midnight. Gremlins come in very interesting and unique varieties of races. Some are green with yellow eyes, some are brown with wight fur, and some have red spines extended out on their backs.

Citrus: Hey, I fed my mogwai and now it’s a gremlin.

Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?

Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!

by The guy with the orange September 23, 2018

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Glemlin

Someone shorter than you. Probably someone under 5'0 tall. You can also call people you hate glemlins too.

6'0 person:your a glemlin
Other person:fuck you

by Deandra June 14, 2013

gremminger

When a girl queefs on her period. Usually resulting in blood all over the woman.

Guy 1: Were you there in Calculus?
Guy 2: No, what happened, bro?
Guy 1: Ashley had the craziest gremminger. She had blood running down her legs.
Guy 2: No way! That's disgusting!
Guy 1: I know, right?

by Jay Zay is Cray October 9, 2012

Porn Gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by judodude64 January 11, 2009

stoner gremlins

Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.

"Hey want to get stoned on the beach?" "Hell no there's stoner gremlins"

by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007

willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate

Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss

by little wang 123 July 29, 2013