Grant

An all-in-all great person. Usually smart and dorky, Grants are great friends. They are also good at sports.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he doesn't look too bad."
Person 3: "That must be a Grant."

by AnonymousNerd2003 November 12, 2014

chopper grunter

When you acquire a chopper gunner in call of duty and proceed to insert as much of the controller (handle first) into the anus or vagina of a female lover, using the chopper-gunner-caused vibration as a vibrating-dildo-like sensation. This is known to cause the female lover to grunt with pleasure, hence the name.

The motivation from my girlfriend to give her a chopper grunter has increased my motivation to get chopper gunners, therefore increasing my gaming skill, win-win.

by Ala Mufassa Jones IV December 30, 2010

grunty

to defecate

When I was a child and I farted my mom would ask me if I needed to grunty.

by Boppboppalooboppawhopbamboom October 3, 2003

Grant

A boy who, will always be there for you no matter what. A boy who, will always know what to say, when he's speaking of course. Grant is a bit timid and shy around people he doesn't know, but once you get to know one of these special beings, you'll be up all night talking to them. You will get lost in their eyes and think about the dimples they have when you look at them. They are amazing, maybe they mess up once or twice about something, but you know they're a great friend and you will never lose them. A Grant is funny, and always knows how to cheat you up. Their guitar skills, and skateboarding skills will also put you in awe.

Girl 1: he only really talks when he's with you.
Girl 2: What can I say ? He is a grant.

by beachlove112 January 22, 2013

gruntle

To cause happiness, pleasure, or amusement. It is most often used to denote attempts to cause these to occur in another.

I love this book and thought perhaps it would gruntle you as well.

by Steve Palmer May 31, 2005

grant larsen

a sexy man beast high school student that gets every lady in sight

youd be cooler if you were Grant Larsen

by ravi guadwani April 13, 2005

Gaunty

The act of straddling a dirty toilet and expelling a fat turd into the toilet, but it swings and inadvertently lands in the underwear instead of the toiletbowl.

Dude, Tarnell was over at Pooka's house pinchin off a loaf and he ended up doin a gaunty in his drawers!

by Simpkins November 5, 2013