Glitter Tits

What Harry Potter Fan's do to find love - even just for one night.

Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!

by Miss Shapiro March 29, 2015

Glitter mustache

What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.

I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.

by Glittery May 29, 2015

Glitter Pickle

A male strippers dick.

Sheryl: Megan, look! I can see his glitter pickle!

by TheBaconDealer August 6, 2015

glitter hickey

The mark left after a night of shenanigans in which one wakes up without pants covered in glittery hickey bruises encircled with a sharpie penis.

Dude I woke up with a mad glitter hickey true story bro... Damn bro I wish I had one too!

by Fsugcguijh June 29, 2016

glittery gay

When you're so next level gay that you start to sparkle like Edward from Twilight.

Look at that glittery gay over there!

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Glitter Ripping

A term used for a female fart. Soley used by a female who insists their poots are dainty and feminine. But in retrospect are just as nasty as a homeless persons farts.

Kayley, how do you feel today? Not so hot Amanda... I've been glitter ripping like a mofo! That's the last time I eat street meat after leaving the bar.

by Maxwell-deepwell October 24, 2016

Glitter Turd

A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity

Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!

by Jenson Buttermilk November 3, 2016