Skip to main content
Money that one receives for a special occasion or holiday. They then refuse to pay someone back with that money out of pure greed. Usually is found in the pockets of a bjornson.
"I can't pay you back with my gift money, my mom gave it to me for Columbus Day."
by Sam_R_I March 4, 2008
Flag
mugGet the gift money mug.
The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.
I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me
by HED23 January 9, 2008
Flag
mugGet the retaliatory gift mug.

Jesus Gift

Share definition
Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!
by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Jesus Gift mug.

pre-gift

Share definition
The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.
To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"
by gadzooks123 March 17, 2009
Flag
mugGet the pre-gift mug.

closet gift

Share definition
a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year
you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!
by drac6000 December 19, 2008
Flag
mugGet the closet gift mug.

Ninja Gift

Share definition
Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"
by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Ninja Gift mug.

Arabian gift exchange

Share definition
When two people playing Call of Duty noob tube each other.
Ray: Did you kill him or did he kill you?
Ziad: Both. It was an Arabian gift exchange.
by dehdjer December 6, 2010
Flag
mugGet the Arabian gift exchange mug.