genius

1. One with an extremely large head.
2. One who thinks of themselves as intelligent, but end up being morons. See Quentin Tarrantino, Michael Moore.

1. That genius would make one hell of a doorstop.
2. Sorry, can't think of a good definition for this sentence.

by TheAdvocate February 11, 2005

Boy Genius

A complete fucktard with a mullet who wears makeup, prances amongst the "normals", and is on the lookout for his next victim/husband. He will friend you on Facebook despite never talking to you. If you see him, do NOT feed him, no matter how much he begs. Once you go Boy Genius, you'll never want penis.

"Boy Genius is in my class! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Quick, pretend like you're texting! Boy Genius totally just tried to make eye contact!"

"All I remember is giving Boy Genius my number, now he wont stop sexting me . . ."

by C-Poppa February 3, 2010

Genius

Someone who spends little to no time studying, and then gets "A's" in all their classes normally resulting in fellow classmates getting pissy and frusterated.

Student 1: Sweet dude I got a B on our final.

Student 2: Nice, how much did you study?
Student 1: All night long, 12 hours. What did you get?
Student 2: *shows paper* 100% . I studied for 15 to 20 minutes.
Student 1: *pissy* Wish I was a genius.

by Witty fred January 22, 2015

Genius Madman

An individual characterized by extreme mental acuteness, and often exhibit tell tale signs of severe psychosis.

Dumbass #1: Hey man... who do you consider to be a Genius Madman?

Dumbass #2: Ugh...I guess the crazed scientist at the beginning of Robot Chicken.

by Astronomic Master July 11, 2010

genius

Someone who forgets stuff.

Jack forgot our conversation again. He's a literal genius.

by blendedblemder May 15, 2020

Street genius

Someone with too much street smarts for anybody.

The girl was a street genius. She must have had a street IQ of 160. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at her, she looked like a dork from a town surrounded by corn fields in Iowa, but she scored higher than Tupac on her street exams.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

bald-headed genius

Slang for a man's "other head", e.g., his penis.

When it comes to the ladies, I always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius.

by LarryGuccione April 4, 2010