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Cousin Fucker 

Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the south-land
I miss 'ole' 'bamy once again and I think it's a sin
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the Gov'nor, boo-hoo-hoo
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you, tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you, here I come
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, now how bout you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama, oh sweet home
Where the skies are so blue and the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
PornHub-Mia Khalifa becomes cousin fucker and fucks dad

Me-*hand on dick* SWEET HOME ALABAMA *cums*

fucking fucker

A person who pisses someone off to such an extent that all the person can call them is "fucking fucker".
fucking fucker by Amanda April 1, 2005

Pigeon Fucker 

Slang used by members of Alcoholics Anonymous to refer to sexual predators who take advantage of emotionally vulnerable newcomers.
Keep the new girl away from John B. He's a notorious Pigeon Fucker.
Pigeon Fucker by Bill Wilson July 22, 2008

stupid fucker 

An excellent way of referring to somebody who has angered you.
That stupid fucker pissed me off!
stupid fucker by MITB November 3, 2007

Teddy Fucker 

One who see's fit to violate the fluffy hole of a Teddy Bear
I walked in on my brother last night to find him sowing his seed in my carebear - I didn't know he was a Teddy Fucker
Teddy Fucker by Darrenh July 7, 2006

dingo fucker 

A derogatory term for an Australian.
Look at that stupid dingo fucker with his outback hat.
dingo fucker by Draque December 6, 2004