Carrot Farmer

A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.

Dude, she sucked at giving HJ's, she was a total carrot farmer.

by Ryan Beacher October 9, 2008

Potato farmer

Someone who will sire retards because they are so stupid it is baffling

That guy is a real potato farmer

by Blackie Robinson August 14, 2016

Farmer

1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis

1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.

by hototreeyay April 25, 2015

Tree Farmer

A cycling term: Most commonly used in the mountain biking sector of cycling. Tree Farmer is used to describe a certain group of cyclists. This group includes individuals that talk like they are gods of cycling, dress like they are participating in a championship race, exaggerates distances traveled or stunts performed, and do not have any cycling skills whatsoever. A common maneuver of a tree farmer is to stop in the middle of an uphill trail to fix a broken part; in actuality there is nothing wrong with the bike but they needed to make up an excuse why their fat ass couldn’t make it up the small hill. Tree Farmers are often identified by the quality of gear used. The bikes are usually brands like Magna, Mongoose, or any others sold at Meijers, Target, and Wal-Mart. These bikes seem to weigh over 50lbs, made of steel, and still have the reflectors and kickstand on them. The bikes make a distinctive “eeeeee eeerrrrr………ping” noise as the tree farmer grinds the shit out of the cheap-ass parts on the bike. Tree Farmers also have a reputation to talk about “tearing the shit up” on a planned ride, but usually come up with some retarded excuse why they can’t go (“Man, my dog ate my bike”).

"Wow Man! Did you see me hit the jump?"
"Yeah, you almost left the ground! Fucking Tree Farmer"

by Nad April 23, 2004

fudge farmer

a homosexual; homosexuals, etc

The guys from Brokeback Mountain are nothing but a couple of fudge farmers

by t4e January 10, 2007

A-frame

A descriptive term used by men to complement the posterior of an attractive female. The term was coined due to the relative similarities observed between the capital letter "A" and the angular proportions of certain females posterior regions.

AJ : Check it out. Chick in the blue jeans has a nice fucking A-frame.

CJ : A- frame??? I'd really like to know how you thought up that term and what the fuck it has to do with girls backside.

AJ : It's easy. Look up one pant leg to the crotch move your eyes over that area then run your eyes down the other leg.

CJ : Fuckin' A. Good call.

by Darker May 7, 2010

fraternity leave

When you miss work due to your partying the night before, much like a parent misses work for the birth of their baby.

After last night, Steve was so hungover that he needed to take a fraternity leave

by 4qmmt January 28, 2010