Faux Boner

A condition caused by a prominent, upward fold of fabric, occurring in the front of pleated slacks when sitting.

John sat down and stood up repeatedly in an effort to convince Susan that it was a faux boner she observed during the morning office meeting, and not the real thing caused by Meg, the hot new secretary.

by richippr September 24, 2013

faux hawk

the faggot mohawk
the mohawk for sissies that are too scared to shave their head

That fag has a faux hawk.Why doesnt he just shave it?

by devo12665 February 17, 2006

faux butch

gay men who are butch on the street but have helium ankles (straight in the air ) on the sheets

He looked so ghetto but once in my house the faux butch act dropped as he couldn't wait to bite the pillow

by snigger67 October 15, 2008

Faux-fierce

A fake, phony, outward imitation of being fierce or living fiercely.

"She walks with her nose up in the air and thinks she's better than us."
"Girl, she is definitely faux-fierce!"

by PosR November 10, 2011

Faux Po

this is a parked police car in a neighborhood or parking lot to deter crime in the area. One giveaway is a layer of dust or leaves on vehicle.

I saw the police car parked near the intersection, but realized it was only a faux po.

by Gregorito March 23, 2006

faux pa

stepfather - literally "false dad"

"My mom got married last week. She made a faux pa."

by Zak's Dad December 11, 2005

Faux Po

Auxilliary Police one might mistake for actual cops while driving.

I thought there was a cop behind me, but it was just the Faux Po.

by Lisa April 25, 2005