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Whack-A-Mole faucets

Refers to those dumb-a** water-saver spigots with push-to-operate valves dat gradually rise back up and stop da water-flow after a ridiculously short time, obliging you to keep "bashing da buttons" every few seconds while trying to wash your hands or fill your drinking-cup.
One fairly-simple way to keep Whack-A-Mole faucets running continuously is to slap da "H" and "C" valves alternately, and always doing so before da currently-running one stops flowing; this causes both valves to stay open more of da time, allowing for an uninterrupted flow of water from da spout.
by QuacksO August 24, 2023
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turning off the faucets

abruptly ending financial contributions; to financially ostracize; the stopping of monetary flow. Often used as a serious warning in a quid pro quo situation.

phrase; idiom

The first recorded usage of the viral phrase 'turning off the faucets' was in 2024 by Nevin Shapiro during a Momentum Podcast episode. “I said Coach, if that kid don’t see the field I’m turning off the faucets”, for the purpose of clearly and definitively communicating to Larry Coker, that all funding to the Miami Hurricane football program will immediately come to a halt if he didn’t start then freshman Devin “Hurricane” Hester for subsequent games of the 2003 season. It’s an effective way for one to convey the gravity and seriousness of a situation involving money in a not so subtle yet sophisticated manner.
"If you don't meet the deadline, I'm turning off the faucets on this project."
“If you don’t have a 3.5 GPA by the end of the semester I’m turning off the faucets!”
“Bro she broke up with you as soon as you turned the faucets off, she's a gold digger!”
by NCAA_D1 June 13, 2024
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Facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.
Bill received a facetan after going down on Allison
by gballer January 12, 2009
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Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.
Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.
by aslfgb May 17, 2009
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Facetigue

Disappointment in uninspiring Facebook updates shared by 'friends'. Sense of ennui instilled by same.
You've done a poo. If you'rethree years old, I share your excitement. Otherwise, not: your posts give me Facetigue.
by SoOverIt February 14, 2010
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Facetroll

1. Like a forum troll, except more likely to have a face, and supposed friends.

2. The single most loathed person on your facebook friends list, whom you can't even bring yourself to approach casually.
1. Dorian you shouldn't be feeding that facetroll with sympathetic remarks... SEE!!? You're just staring at me now. It might come to our bedroom window at 4am.

2. Never feed a facetroll. I can't impress this enough. If you have a bitter taste about it, then you'd best walk away.
by Tweakinglynoble September 12, 2010
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Falcetti

Latin teacher by day, spider coach by night. Falcetti moonlights as a Latin teacher/football coach with an appreciation for music and video games of the 90s. based on his stories, he has been everywhere and nowhere, which adds a profound sense of ignorance/world knowledge to all of his stories. Hated by Ms.Theodros, but Loved by many tribes of his host school.
"Did you do your Latin homework last night?"-Anonymous Student #1
"What Latin homework? I have Falcetti"-Anonymous Student#2
by Schreibernation March 18, 2011
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