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Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018
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Ejection October

In October Every time you are about to bust a nut you must Eject or you lose the challenge
(Man) Babe I’m about to bust a nut !!!
(Woman) ok I’m fine with that .
(Man) it’s ejection October .
(Woman) so?
(Man) I don’t Want to lose the challenge
by Ty Mordecai May 2, 2019
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election

An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.
by nlolhere July 14, 2020
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Election year

A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020
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ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.
Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"
by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013
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zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
by NeatWolf May 29, 2014
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