When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018
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(Woman) ok I’m fine with that .
(Man) it’s ejection October .
(Woman) so?
(Man) I don’t Want to lose the challenge
(Woman) ok I’m fine with that .
(Man) it’s ejection October .
(Woman) so?
(Man) I don’t Want to lose the challenge
by Ty Mordecai May 2, 2019
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An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.
by nlolhere July 14, 2020
Get the election mug.A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020
Get the Election year mug.The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.
Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the ejection handle mug.During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.
by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013
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Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).
- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
OR
- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection
by NeatWolf May 29, 2014
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