easter

n. A roided up keebler elf who wont be able to hack it in Varsity Football and abuses young girls.

Did you see that Easter taking it up the butt from those upper classmen?...Man he'll never make it past camp Cocoa...What a friggin douche.

by Fuck the Elves July 22, 2003

Easter

something that jacked up kindergardeners fed their parents, and evenually the whole world, convinsing them that we should have another holiday devoted to eating choclate.

super intelligent kindergardener:

you are getting sleepy...

now, when i snap my fingers you will believe that a stupid holiday called easter exists, and you will spend it doing and believing the following...

by mister immagrant April 8, 2004

easter basket

First you get a girl and put rabbit ears on her then sit her on your lap facing away from you. You then place your penis in her anus, and grab her underneath the kness and pull her kness to her chest. You then bounce her up and down on your penis likes a happy easter bunny. She also must yelp out, "Eggs for my basket, give me eggs for my basket!"

I was all out of candy so I gave Luke's mom the ol' easter basket instead!
Bitch was mad happy son!

by getsome3378 February 16, 2009

Eastern Tech

all the kids are stuck up...and think there better then everyone else....we all wanted to go there now we all want to leave...everyday someone is getting transferred because the school is so gay...the teachers are all bitches....push us to hard and then wonder why were so dumb...the principal tells everyone we do great because hes putting out false informantio...then they blame it on the middle schools why were so dumb

teacher-tom whats 2 plus 2?
tom-umm 22?
teacher-did you go 2 middle school?
tom-yea
teacher-thats why

by .......SECRET...... March 12, 2005

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by Why you be reading this? February 4, 2020

Middle Eastern Lemonade

The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.

Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?

Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!

by Filthy Charles January 31, 2010

Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.

I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.

by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010