Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Empty

Empty - to be in abundance, to have everything you need or to not need anything else in life.

I just got paid out 20 grand and bought a new dirt bike and a boat, fau brah your empty ass

by Sub Zero Point February 4, 2022

Emptying Bladder

To force all the pee out of ones full bladder leaving one with a reliever sensation

Sorry I was Emptying Bladder

by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018

Empty Tube

When preforming a sexual act but can't cum because you have recently jerked off.

are you gonna cum soon? or do you have an empty tube?

by Pattybasc February 28, 2018

The Empty Coinsack

Refers to a group of jobless idiots trying to find any work they can. Usually members include, a clumsy idiot, 2 drunks, someone who is always looking for a fight, a silent giant and finally one sane, perverted member. This can be referred to any group of friends or peers looking for a job or quest to do

"Look at that group if idiots, I hear they call themselves The empty coinsack, they'll never get a job"

by Mufasamarini2 February 6, 2019

Empty Go

He had no feelings for me after the repeated the hook-ups, it was just an empty go for him.

I was just an empty go to him.

by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

Empty out your pockets

An expression of showing everyone around you that you are about to buy something.

"Yo, this cool as fuck! Empty out your pockets I want all that."

by skymine123 December 3, 2024