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electric mung

Using a crash cart to deliberately induce the expulsion of genital body fluids from a fresh corpse. This is typically done when one does not have a munging partner and instead must resort to his/her own devices. Commonly carried out by medical students and EMTs, who have access to both crash carts and fresh corpses.
Man, I just got done with my midterm physiology exams, I think I'm going to go for an Electric Mung tonight.
by mungolian October 1, 2007
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Electric chair food

The food that you would wanna eat before you were sent to the electric chair to be killed, meaning the best food you've ever had and the food you would like to die with.
MAN! This burger is so good, I think this qualifies as electric chair food!
by JESUS1207109347120 November 29, 2010
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Electrapus complex

A combination of the Oediups and Electra complexes.

In the Oedipus complex, a man has sexual feelings for his mother, and the desire to dominate or kill his father.

In the Electra complex, a woman feels castrated by her mother, and resents her, and has sexual feelings for her father.

In the Electrapus complex, the woman has sexual feelings for her mother, and a dislike of her father.

These complexes are not to be taken literally. Not all men with an Oedipus complex actually have sexual feelings for their mother- most just end feeling desire for a woman that greatly resembles their mother, either in appearance, in personality, or both. Likewise with the Electra complex, and the Electrapus complex.
Girl 1: Man, our new prof is so hot.

Girl 2: But she's so much older than you!
Girl 1: So? I find older women attractive.

Girl 2: You've totally got an Electrapus complex, chickie.
by Iz Van H March 3, 2011
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Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."
by St. Bastard November 5, 2008
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election

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005
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Electric Snap

inserting a thumb in the womans vagina and finger in her ass at the same time then proceeding to snap the inserted finger and thumb
Mike puts his finger is Gina's ass and then his thumb in her vagina and proceeds to snap. She received the electric snap!
by ShyandHorney December 17, 2008
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Electrical Mud

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)
Jim, you got any more of that Electrical Mud? Roy is starting to piss me off and I really wanna give him a Brown Out this weekend.
by RDaly07 April 26, 2011
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