by voldemort February 2, 2023
Get the ejaculation mug.What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".
If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.
by helislapp November 28, 2023
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Get the Ejaculatte mug."Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.
"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for
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Get the Ejaculation (02/12/2025). mug.The act of masturbating to ejaculation while in a deployed ejector seat of a fighter jet or small plane.
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