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ejazzculate

when you can only cum to jazz music.
i just listened to the new louis armstrong track and just came in my pants

Don’t take me to new orleans because i’ll ejazzculate in my pants.
by Dickchocolate June 5, 2021
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Ejaculatte

When you use sperm instead of milk in coffee
I gave my girlfriend an ejaculatte
by Chase blackshire July 28, 2021
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ejc

eats jaime's cock
owen wants to ejc
by pepejuan November 16, 2021
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Ejra

Ejra is your dream woman. She isn´t just a wonderful person but also a true enrichment to your life.

She is looking so georgous I guarantee it´s breathtaking. Before seeing her you always need to make sure that you are breathing deeply and normally or else you might pass out because of her astonishing beauty.

Looking at her character, she is definitely a person you want to keep in your life. Particulary, you want to be as close to her as possible because if she likes you she will be the best friend (or girlfriend) in the world. She will always be there for you, no matter what. Ejra is a good listener and also gives helpful advice.

In addition, she is empathic and sometimes knows what you need even if you don´t.
After talking to her (or similar), there´s a guarantee that you will feel happy.

I think I don´t have to mention that Ejra of course is great in bed too. That´s pretty obvious.
A: "Hmm I met this girl and she was wonderful. She was all I look for in a girlfriend."
B: "So what´s the problem?"
A: "I forgot her name ^^"
B: "If she´s the one she must be an Ejra!"
by B. D. E. November 28, 2021
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post ejaculatory autism

the phenomenon that occurs after a man has had sex with you then sees you in public for the first time after and is unable to speak to you or make eye contact with you.
"I don't know what Fred's problem was. We had the best sex last weekend and when I saw him yesterday he totally had post ejaculatory autism."
by fratboycougarz December 11, 2012
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Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.
Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.
by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015
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extra-vaginal ejaculation

ejaculation not into the vagina but outside it in order to prevent pregnancy and STD.
He always practises extra-vaginal ejaculation lest she should get pregnant.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 15, 2014
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