Ego

Smarty has the biggest ego of all time.

Doesn't smarty have such a big ego?

by bruh12315 June 10, 2020

salter ego

Describing someone that turns into a bitter resentful asshole when they lose or don't get their way.

After Bruce lost to Clark he got completely battered and turned into his salter ego.

by dilettante-elephant July 10, 2020

Ego

1. Someone’s self value or an idea of their self worth.
2. A fictional character, commonly made by a youtuber.

1. Dude, Jimmy’s ego is so high. It’s like he only thinks of himself.
2. Have you heard? A cool youtuber just made his first ego!

by JSE fan with no rights July 17, 2020

[Ego-gasms]

Ego-gasms, the joy and euphoria produced from the dopamine hit from self validation, as portrayed by Tom Hanks after making fire in the movie Castaway. Soccer stars often display such feelings of elation after kicking a goal.

Sadly, such feelings of joy over self validation run both positively and negatively and include acts of self validation by invalidating others , bullying. The APA's DSM V lists "gratification" in the traits for "Antisocial Personality Disorder".

I had ego-gasms for a week after getting an article published.
Bullying is an addiction to ego-gasms from harming others, all forms of abuse are simply tools.

by Bald Older Bloke. August 13, 2020

Will’s Ego

Bigger than the fucking universe

“i saw a really big horse on the way here?”
“no way! was it bigger than will’s ego?”

by 4leafsky September 13, 2020

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020

ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 June 12, 2012